The really really squishy stuff

Subject: The really really squishy stuff Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:51 pm

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Not sticky just squishy. Like trying to walk on either a down-filled matress or a water bed. Fun to bounce on. Good place for a nap within a nap.

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I follow, but slip and get wedged between two round lumps.

Subject: Re: The really really squishy stuff Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:13 pm

I keep running, screaming all the way. It probably makes it easier for them to follow me, but... oh well.

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"Hey!" I yell. I look behind me. Pickles with their swords and little crossbows raised scream. They weren't very far.

Subject: Re: The really really squishy stuff Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:18 pm

I sigh and run back, grabbing her arms and yanking her free. "You owe me if the pickle army finds us," I say. Now to find somewhere to get some dingos, or make some... just so we avoid those pickles.

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"Thanks," I panted, running with her. The pickle army was fast for running without legs. We find a large mound of purple goo and hide behind it.

Subject: Re: The really really squishy stuff Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:22 pm

"How can we avoid them?" I wonder aloud.

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"I dunno... Hide?"

Subject: Re: The really really squishy stuff Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:24 pm

"A more long term plan than that?" I beg.

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"I'm not good at plans! I just wish I had my dear sutcaC with me. He'd come up with a plan."

Subject: Re: The really really squishy stuff Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:26 pm

"Who?" I question.

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"Oh, just my pet cactus."

Subject: Re: The really really squishy stuff Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:28 pm

"oh. U... okay." I said. Also TYPOS.

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"AAAAAAAAH!" I screamed. They were coming... I could hear their little pickle thoughts...
"Hup, two. Hup, two. Hup, two. Hup, two."

Subject: Re: The really really squishy stuff Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:32 pm

"Shh!" I cried. "You'll give us away!"

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"They're coming!"

Subject: Re: The really really squishy stuff Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:39 pm

I closed my eyes, quickly thinking up... ANYTHING. Another pickle came instantly. "I think that's the default." Thinking fast, I grabbed a marker that I carry in my back pocket for some reason and drew a face on the pickle, then held it out, standing it up right in the middle of teh path. "Let's see how they react," I whispered.

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I could still hear their thoughts. Amy didn't throw very far, and I heard them find the pickle. They were a lot closer than I expected.
"Hup, two. Hup, two. Hup--" Frantic thoughts exploded in my mind. "EEEEEEEEEEEEH IS A PICKLE!" "THE PICKEL?" "HE HAZ FACE LIEK GIRL!" "HAZ FACE!" "PICKLE?" "Soldier, get BACK IN LINE!"
"They're not reacting well," I said.

Subject: Re: The really really squishy stuff Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:48 pm

I need to find a way to distract them, I thought.

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"No kidding. Maybe we could.... Dance?"

Subject: Re: The really really squishy stuff Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:14 pm

"I don't think that'd stop them," I said doubtfully.

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"They hate fun... What do we do for fun?"

Subject: Re: The really really squishy stuff Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:18 pm

"Uh... uh..." I try to think of something rapidly. "I don't know?"

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I start dancing.

Subject: Re: The really really squishy stuff Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:20 pm

I start jumping up and down.

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I jump up and down too.